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Wife: I had to marry you
to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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After a quarrel,
a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied,
“Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t
notice
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Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!
(More Related : Wedding
sms)
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Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
(More Related : Marriage
sms)
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Marriage is the process of finding out
what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me
my pretty face or my sexy body??
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor.
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