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All medicines have Side effects,
only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl's destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
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He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free
he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail
she screamed yahoo!
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Both of you go up and down,
protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....
Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.
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What is the dumbest part on a man's body?
The penis.
It has a head with no brain,
it hangs out with two nuts
and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
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A man married a female traffic police.
Friend - How was ur 1st night?
Man -she collected $100 from me 4 speeding.
$ 200 for wrong entry,
$500 for not earing HELMET.
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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains
on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones
with the help of a crane.
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