Adult SMS Jokes

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Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels,
often head down & mostly in night shifts!

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Feeling bored?
Think of me.
Feeling sad?
Call me.
Feeling lonely?
See me.
Feeling horny?
Use ur hand &
enjoy the art of messaging

(More Related : April fool sms)

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Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

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A blowjob is the only job in the world
that can't be included in your resume
despite years of experience
and a number of references!

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Text msgs are like a blow job
from an amateur prostitute......
short, sweet and cheap!

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ACCORDING TO RECENT STUDIES
THE PENIS IS THE HEALTHIEST BREAKFAST
FOR WOMEN BCUZ IT COMES
W/A SAUSAGE, 2 EGGS, AND MILK

(More Related : Wedding sms)

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A woman is like a
kentuckey friedm chicken,
it has legs,
breasts and
a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
4 days of bleeding without dying,
letting a man come without yelling.

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