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Women at
( . . ) 18years
) . (
( Y )
( o ) ( o ) 25years
) . (
( Y
)
( O ) ( O ) 35years
) .
(
( Y
)
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UR msgs r like a Girl's Period,
comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears.
But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms
that come Daily or Twice a Day.
So msg like a Man.
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Little Girl: Mom,
I just found out that the boy next door
has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
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Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass,
you are in.....definitely.
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There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
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sms)
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If a black man fucks a white girl
using a pink condom
what colour of child will he get?
Idiot...
still thinking?
He was using a condom.
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On earth there's heaven
U just need 2 find the door
____ I
/
_, ) )c=/ )
)
L_/_/ L_/_/
& the right KEY
___ / ' /
_, )/ ) )
L_/L_/_/
SEE!
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