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Insult SMS

 

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A psychological study prove that
monkeys use thumbs to read messages.
Dont change your fingure,
its too late now

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I chased love
i found friendship,
i chased desires
i found hopes,
i chased reality
i found dreams,
i chased a monkey and
i found you.

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L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And, t o d a y,
the history continues....

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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms
to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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