Funny Love Quotes And Sayings

Because I have a girlfriend,
I try and take the
straight and narrow path,
which is good
because it prevents VD

When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot
of middle-aged men

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You want to fall
in love with a shoe,
go ahead.
A shoe can't love you back,
but, on the other hand, a
shoe can't hurt you
too deeply either.
And there are so many
nice-looking shoes.

Four things a woman should know:
How to look like a girl,
How to act like a lady,
How to think like a man,
And how to work like a dog.

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.

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I don't understand why
Cupid was chosen
to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on
my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming
at me with a weapon.

I am a marvelous
housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.

A girl's legs are her best friends,
but the best of friends must part.

If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks

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