Funny Quotes On Love

I love him,
O yes I do,
He's for me,
not for you,
And if by chance
you take my place,
I'll take my fist
and smash your face!

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.

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I could read between the lines,
but I'll also read between the sheets.

Don't frown, because you never know when
someone is falling in love with your smile.

You can't buy love on eBay.

Love is being stupid together.

Man is better off than woman;
he marries later and dies sooner

You know it's love
when you want to keep holding hands
even after you're sweaty.

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Romantic love is mental illness.
But it's a pleasurable one.
It's a drug. It distorts reality,
and that's the point of it.
It would be impossible to fall in love
with someone that you really saw.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us
to achieve continuation of the species.

Whatever you may look like,
marry a man your own age
- as your beauty fades,
so will his eyesight.

Love is a grave mental disease.

What the world really needs
is more love and less paper work.

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