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Take care of him.
And make him feel important.
And if you can do that,
you'll have a happy
and wonderful marriage.
Like two out of every ten couples.
Never trust anything
that bleeds for a week
and doesn't die
Marriage is a meal
where the soup is
better than the dessert.
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Marriage is the only war
where one sleeps with the enemy.
Married couples resemble
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions,
yet punishing anyone
who gets in between them.
A good man doesn't just happen.
They have to be created by us women.
A guy is a lump, like a doughnut.
So first you gotta get rid
of all the stuff his mom did to him.
And then you gotta get rid of all
that macho crap they pick up
from beer commercials.
And then there's my personal favorite...
the male ego.
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Mother-in-law: a woman
who destroys her son-in-law's
peace of mind by
giving him a piece of hers.
A dog is much like a married man,
obeying his master's voice
for the sake of his master's touch.
The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing
- and then marry him.
What do women want?
To be treated like a queen;
but by a king.... not a pawn.
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