Flirt Lines

Lets play carpenter.
First we get hammered,
then I'll nail you!

Nice clothes!
But they look better
on my bedroom floor.

Do you believe
in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?

Do you have a mirror
in your pocket?
'Cause I could see
myself in your pants.

I lost my teddy bear,
will you sleep with me?

Do you know what I like in a girl?
My dick.

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE
written all over you.

Screw me if I am wrong,
but haven't we met before?

It's a good thing
that I have my library card.
Why? Because I am
totally checking you out!!

There are 206 bones
in the human body...
do you want another one?

My socks are having a party,
do your pants want to come down?

If a fat man puts
you in a bag at night,
don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for Christmas.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving,
and your right leg is Christmas,
can I visit you between the holidays?

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