Funny Flirty Quotes

All this could be yours
for one low, low price!

I may not be Fred Flintstone
but I can sure make your bed rock!

All those curves,
and me with no brakes.

A fool and his money
are soon my boyfriend.

A cat falls into the water
& the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story???
A wet pu**y
alway's makes
a happy c*ck.

I don't dance.
But I'd love to hold you while you do.

A person can be poor at history,
but great on dates.

Do you want to do math?
Let's add a bed,
subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and multiply!

Would you like a plum?
How about a date?

I'm writing a telephone book.
May I have your number?

If I follow you home,
will you keep me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.

The word of the day is "legs."
Let's go back to my place
and spread the word.

What has 148 teeth
and holds back the incredible hulk?
My Zipper!

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