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Sundays-52 in a year,
Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,
Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe,
Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,
Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.
Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,
Days left
81 Exams days 35 days,
Days left 46
School & Gov holidays 20,
Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,
Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY
(More Related : Naughty
text messages)
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American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
American:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS
in my country…
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Today, tommorow and yesterday
there will be one heart that would
always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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A new software has been introduced.
Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles
can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile
follow instructions
otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,
Ur Mobile damaged
(More Related : Insulting
sms)
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Friedship is just like wine..
as it gets older it gets sweter..
just like you and me..
you are gettind older
and i am getting sweeter.
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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
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