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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Not every flower can represent love
but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst,
but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!
(More Related : Exam
sms)
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CNN News Flash.
The US Govt orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this.
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Whn you r alone,
Whn you r crying,
whn you r upset,
Don't think of me!!
Just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me...
My friend!!
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
(More Related : April
fool sms)
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U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS..
Now get back to work
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Boy- From the day I m ur friend,
I m not able to eat,
drink or smoke.
Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!
Boy- SHUT UP..!!,
U made my pockets empty.
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