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Do u know that your
Smile causes 1000 deaths?
Save The World.........
So Plz start brushing regularly

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How do you
occupy an idiot?
press down

How do you
occupy an idiot?
press up

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I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

(More Related : Exam sms)

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This sms can only be read
by someone SMART,
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Try again,
.
.
.
Again,
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Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
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One more time.
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Hey don't force it ugly!!!

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(More Related : Insulting sms)

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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This cat, is cat, a cat,
good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat !

Now read it without the word cat

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