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OH YEAH

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FEELS GOOD!

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Woman has man in it.
Mrs. has Mr in it.
Female has male in it.
She has He in it.
Madam has Adam in it.
No wonder then,
men always want to be inside women!

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3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

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Almost..

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Almost In..

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INSIDE!!!!

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I bought u a toy
TRANSFORMER

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('o' )
( Y(,)
.J

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Nice Huh?
Play with it!

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What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

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