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Love Quotes and Sayings
First love is a kind of vaccination
which saves a man from catching
the complaint the second time.
Love is like war:
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Marriage
is the triumph of imagination
over intelligence.
Second marriage is
the triumph of hope over experience
I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Love is the thing that enables a woman
to sing while she mops up the floor
after her husband has walked across it
in his barn boots.
Love is the history of a woman's life;
it is an episode in man's.
Love is like an hourglass
With the heart filling up
As the brain empties
My girlfriend always laughs during sex
- no matter what she's reading.
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances
to get married, but a couple really have
to know each other to get divorced.
A wedding anniversary
is the celebration of love,
trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.
The order varies for any given year.
He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.
Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
Only in the mysterious equations
of love can any real logic be found.
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