Funny Love Quotes

It takes a life time to find someone,
but only a moment to fall in love.

Some people think
they have to say they are in love
so they believe themselves,
others don't need to say it because they are.

It takes only a minute
to get a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone
and a day to love someone -
but takes a lifetime to forget someone

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I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.

Love:
Two minds without a single thought.

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king

There is a place you can touch
a woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart.

I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.

An archeologist is
the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.

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No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.

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