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A woman likes to have four animals in the house:
a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet,
a bull in bed,
and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
want the smell is unbearable!!!
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My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? "
"No, they make me sick."
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You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number
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At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping
& 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on
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A kiss that tells it all is
seldomly a first edition.
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Real love is the history
of enormous patience.
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Being in love is when
she looks at you and says:
I would like to be a cannibal.
(More Related : Sex
text messages)
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A butterfly needs its wings ...
an icebear needs cold weather
and I ...
I need you!
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A good movie can make you cry...
so can onions.
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I never forget a face,
but for you I will make an exception.
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