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Funny
Love SMS Messages
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
My husband and I cannot decide...
a dog or a child..
do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Speaking Italian is hard,
but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Damn girl,
you have more curves
than a race track.
Do you know karate?
Cos damn it honey,
your body is really kickin.
Only the open heart recieves
LOVE
Only theopen mind recieves
WISDOM
Only the open hand recieves
GIFTS
and..
Only the lucky 1 recieves
MSGS FRM ME
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true?
Dad, I heard that in ancient China,
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere,
son, everywhere!
When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Look,
The Moon Is Calling U....!
See,
The Stars R Shining 4 U....!
Listen,
The Birds Are Singing 2 U....!
Hear,
My Heart Says
I MISS U....!
How do you
occupy an idiot?
press down
How do you
occupy an idiot?
press up
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