Funny Love Texts

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Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

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My husband and I cannot decide...
a dog or a child..
do we ruin our carpet or our life?

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Speaking Italian is hard,
but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

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Damn girl,
you have more curves
than a race track.

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Do you know karate?
Cos damn it honey,
your body is really kickin.

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Only the open heart recieves
LOVE
Only theopen mind recieves
WISDOM
Only the open hand recieves
GIFTS
and..
Only the lucky 1 recieves
MSGS FRM ME

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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Son: Is it true?
Dad, I heard that in ancient China,
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere,
son, everywhere!

(More Related : Marriage sms)

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When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.

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Look,
The Moon Is Calling U....!
See,
The Stars R Shining 4 U....!
Listen,
The Birds Are Singing 2 U....!
Hear,
My Heart Says
I MISS U....!

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How do you
occupy an idiot?
press down
How do you
occupy an idiot?
press up

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