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Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken.
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Never make love in the
garden or in the fields......
For love might be blind
but your neighbours not!
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Common sense
is common,
but...
the use of common sense
is uncommon !!!!
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You need Money to call
someone Honey.
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Promises are like babies,
easy to give hard to deliver.
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My girlfriend told me,
I should be more Affectionate,
so i got two Girlfriends.
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Love makes life so confusing
but without love would you want to live?
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Ferrari's are red,
Lambo's are blue...
but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet ,
WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Accidents do happen.
i slip
- i trip
- i stumble
- i fall
& usually i dont care at all.
but now i dont know what to do
cos i slipped and fell in love with u
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