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Upside Down
An old man and woman were married for years even
though they hated each other. When they had a fight,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the
night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors
who feared the man the most... "When I die
I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come
back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
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They believed he practiced black magic and was
responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange
sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the
respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and
the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial,
the wife went straight to the local bar and began
to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety
of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors
approached in a group to ask these questions:
Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this
man who practiced black magic and stated when he
died he would dig his way up and out of the grave
to come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life?
The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried
upside down!"
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