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What is Long & Hard,
has a hole at the tip
and when u insert it into
a wet, hairy & tight hole
makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
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I luv the way it rubs
aganst the soft pink flesh
creating creamy fomy liquid,
as it trust in and out up & down,
cant wait till nxt time
my toothBrush
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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Women r the best Engines:
Accepts any size of Piston,
are self Lubricating,
start up with a Finger,
automatic oil change every 4 week.
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hold it gently,
put2fingrs,
if dey dont fit,
fos dem in,
if de hole's big enaf,
put3,
muv up&down,
slowly..
ooh yes..
can u fil it?
dats how u wash a glass.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and says that
i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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