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Today its cool to have
small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Don't you hate when you open
a bag of chips and it's 30% full?
That's how guys feel about a push-up bra.
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
car seat belt…u dirty mind
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The first day at the London
sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful.
Only three men made appointments and,
of those, one came on the bus
and the other two missed the tube.
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You got STYLE...
You got SEX-APPEAL...
You got the BRAINS...
and you sure as hell got the BODY....
WAIT!!!!!...
SORRY....
wrong number
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text messages)
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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