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Wat is it dat a girl & boy
do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno?
Voting..
Wat Else.
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Statistics of breast milk.
1. No need to insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It has no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free.
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Son on his honeymoon phoned
his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit.
Now what?
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A girl phoned me
the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over.
Nobody was home
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An independant study has
proven dat those
who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed
are readin dis message in their right hand!
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A rooster & a cat are going over bridge,
the cat slips & falls in river.
Rooster cant stop laughin.
wats D moral?
wherever theres a wet pussy,
theres a happy cock
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