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Q: to make it straight she pulls it,
to make it stand she rubs it,
to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it.
what is she doing?
A: threading a needle
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Searching
(sex)......
Done...
Everybody is having
sex at this very moment....
Wait a sec...
There is only one sucker
reading this message!
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I hereby place u under arrest
4 violating code 069
distracting public with
ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal.
Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.
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This program will
automatically enlarge your penis.
Now starting...
beep
6
5
4
3....
beep
2
1....
Sorry no penis found!
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text messages)
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Hi, I am an alien
and I've just transformed
into your phone and
right now I'm having sex with your finger.
I know you like it,
because you're smiling now!!
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if i send u a txt
i can play with ur thoughts non-stop,
if i give u a call
i can play with ur mind non-stop,
if i woz 2 meet u
i'd play with ur body non-stop.........
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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