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According to a new survey,
women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course,
men are just grateful.
Instead of getting married again,
I'm going to find a woman
I don't like and just give her a house.
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Women might be
able to fake orgasms.
But men can
fake whole relationships.
Most relationships are
not made in heaven.
They come in kits and you
have to put them together yourselves.
Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.
I believe that sex is one
of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy.
Sex is one of the
nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant.
A girl can wait for the right man
to come
along but in the meantime that
still doesn't mean she can't have a
wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
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The other way to get married
is a lot more fun,
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.
A Permission Marketer goes on a date.
If it goes well, the two of them go on another date.
And then another. Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really communicate with each other
about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing is just like
dating.
It turns stranger into friends and friends into
lifetime customers.
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.
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