Funny Quotes About Love

Sex without love is
merely healthy exercise.

Sex at age 90 is like trying
to shoot pool with a rope.

Women desire six things:
They want their husbands to be brave,
wise, rich, generous,
obedient to wife,
and lively in bed

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You know that look women get
when they want sex?
Me neither.

There are a number of mechanical devices
which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women.
Chief among these
is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.

Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

Ah, yes,
Divorce, from the Latin word
meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.

There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?

See,
the problem is that God gives
men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Women complain
about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself.

Leaving sex to the feminists
is like letting your dog vacation
at the taxidermist.

My toughest fight
was with my first wife.

A man who won't lie to a woman
has very little consideration for her feelings.

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