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Yes, I'll Marry You
Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
and here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
when the baby starts to cry,
and if we hear a knocking
and it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
and you investigate.
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Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
you may not apprehend it,
but when the tumble-drier goes
it's you that has to mend it.
You have to face the neighbour
should our labrador attack him,
and if a drunkard fondles me
it's you that has to whack him.
Yes, I'll marry you, you're virile and you're lean,
my house is like a pigsty you can help to keep
it clean.
That tasty little dinner which you served by candlelight,
as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!
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It's you who has to work the drill and put up curtain
track,
and when i am in a mood it's you who gets the flak.
i do see great advantages,
but none of them for you,
and so before you see the light,
I do ,I do, I do
By Pam Ayres
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