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Valentines Day Quotes
Today is Valentine’s Day.
Or, as men like to call it,
Extortion day.
When i think of
Valentine's Day,
i dont usually think
of a flying todler
shooting me in
the butt with arrows
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My Sentimental Valentine,
It's so cute how you
get attached to your belongings.
But shouldn't you give
your old clothes to someone
who could actually fit into them.
Don't be surprised
if you see a little naked guy
with a bow and arrow
running around
your neighbourhood.
My weird Uncle Henry
is loose again.
Happy Valentine's Day
Sugar Dumpling,
No that outfit does not
make you look fat.
Nothing could make
you look fat.
Now don't ask me again.
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I wanted to make it
really special on
Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever
I wanted on TV.
Happy Valentines Day Honey!
Yes, it does always
fall on the 14th.
I feel bad for people
who die on Valentine's Day.
How much would
flowers cost then,
ten grand?
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