Anti Valentines Day Quotes

I see your face
when I am dreaming.
That's why I always
wake up screaming.

Screw Valentine's Day
I'm just waiting for the
marked-down chocolates
on February 15th

I always get what I want.......
and I want you
to be my Valentine!

Why does cupid keep
shooting at losers?

Do you know what it means
to come home at night
to a woman who’ll give you
love, affection and comfort?
Me neither.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent,
loving and hot
This describes everything
you are not.

I'll ask you out
when Valentine's day is over.
It's cheaper that way.

Just because
it's Valentine's day,
doesn't mean
I have to be nice!

My feelings for you
no words can tell
Except for maybe
'Go To Hell'.

If you see cupid,
bithch-slap that
little punk for me, will ya?

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