Flirty Sayings

Hey do you wanna
sit on my lap
and see what pops up!

A you a farmer?
No, 'cuz you sure
know how to raise a c*ck.

Hump is the subject today,
would it be a noun or a verb
when you put it on me?

How do you like your eggs:
poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I own the best
roller coaster in town,
wanna ride it?

Hey baby,
I got the F, the C and the K.
All I need now it U!

Wanna play TV?
I'll play with your knobs
while you watch my antenna rise.

I'm trying to determine
after years of therapy
and lots of testing,
whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Nice legs...
what time do they open?

Is that a keg in your pants?
Cause I would love
to tap that ass!

I was about to go masturbate
and I needed a name
to go with your face.

Roses are red,
pickles are green,
I like your legs
and what's in between!

I'm not too good at algebra,
but doesn't U+I = 69?

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