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Naughty
SMS Jokes
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Every 1 can c it but only
U can feel its true Warmth,
Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..
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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)
(More Related : Exam
sms)
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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why
I sent it to u.
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Laughing is best medicine,
so laugh,
loudly,
more loudly,
Good..
Now even more louder then loudly,
congrats u have won free entry to,
mental hospital
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What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
(More Related : Dirty
text messages)
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Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
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Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can't make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
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