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AN ACTOR CANNOT B A POLITICIAN
BUT ARNOLD PROVED IT.
A WHITE CANNOT B A RAPPER
BUT EMINEM PROVED IT.
A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE
BUT YES, U DID IT.
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ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
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Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ??
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News Flash: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and
The third one was caught reading this txt message
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WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
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U r very special to me.
always u should be safe my dear.
i cant b with u all da times.
so please b careful
whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
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