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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you!
Why only should i suffer!
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why do donkeys eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.
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HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
the smell is unbearable!!!
(More Related : Adult
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A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone
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Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth
- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
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coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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IN case of fire
read this message
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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