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What is the difference
between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........
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Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS
& Don t like 2 read,
Or if my msgs disturb u
Then plz don t hesitate,
Feel free to
THROW UR MOBILE OUT OF THE WINDOW!!
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love sms)
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A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS,
Which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT.
Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
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Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations
but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihi
hihohohohohoho
hohohohohohoho
hohoho
nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Girl before marriage looks like,
Barbie doll..
After Marriage,
Beautiful doll..
After 1 year,
Nice doll..
After 2 years,
Only doll..
After 3 years,
Panadol........
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What do I do when I see someone extremely
Gorgeous, Attractive,
Terrific, Cute, Fabulous....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired.....
I put down the mirror !
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