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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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baby monkey asked his mother
"Mom, why r we so ugly"???
Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this,
u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
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So sweet is ur SMILE.....
So sweet is ur STYLE.....
So sweet is ur VOICE.....
So sweet is ur EYE.......
See how sweetly I LIE!!
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Can u pronounce good english
:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
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This is not fair!
How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name
and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
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Why r Women are like the stock market...
Coz they're irrational n
can bankrupt u if u're not careful.
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Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
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