Just in case you were wondering:
On the first day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's
a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back
the other forty." And God agreed.
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On the second day, God created the dog. God said,
"Sit all day by the door of your house and
bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years." The
dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey
said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten,
so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy.
I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What?
Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey
gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay,"
said God. "You've got a deal."
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So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; For
the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family; Following that for the next ten years
we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;
And for the last ten years we sit in front of the
house and bark at everybody.
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